You are Jake, a common teenager. You accidentally drank some expired milk, which resulted in hallucinations (yes, I know expired milk doesn't do that in real life). This game was inspired by a Knytt Stories map “Don’t Eat the Mushroom” by UncleSporky.Features:- Silly environments!- Time and death tracking! Try to finish the game as quickly as possible, with as little deaths as possible!- Checkpoints (so you don't have to start over if you mess up)!- A few ridiculous ways to die!- Death messages!- Hardcore Mode, which disables checkpoints and turns the entire game into a death course! This mode requires INSANE platforming skills - try not to break your keyboard in anger!Issue tracker (report bugs and request features there)
Use a mouse to navigate through the game menu.Arrow keys - moveSpacebar - jumpX - interact with objects, skip through text, confirm choicesYou can quit to main menu anytime by pressing Escape.