There’s another glorious day in Magicadia…except the castle you’ve built has become the size of a tank. Then what’s with this shadowy prophecy that may bring about the demise of all games played on video? The only thing you need to be aware of is your own confusion.

Pick your Gotta Protectors and be ready to hack, slash, and spell-sling an epic campaign of over 100 thumb-blistering maps–plus dozens more to be found as DLC bonuses that can be purchased as additional chapters!

These are the guidelines. The princess Lola into the castle , and start rolling along the tracks. An enemy castle is located near the end of every track. Smash YOUR castle into THEIR castle in order to demolish it, but don’t let the enemies destroy the HP of the princess first!

Choose from eight different Gotta Protectors to play, ranging from an animal-loving mage or a nudist Ninja.

It is possible to play as a solo player, together with two or more players, via local wireless or via the internet.

Play against hundreds of opponents at a time and test your wits against exclusive bosses such as Crab and Golem!

It is possible to customize your hero by using a variety of tactics and skills ranging from offensive and defensive.

Get your groove on to an exciting chiptune tune of the one and only Yuzo Koshiro

There are secret feats that can be accomplished in order to unlock games carts. Every single one can be described as a milk-snorting recreation from a real game that was released by the Something-or-other Entertainment System

If nature demands an interruption, you can cover your monitor with vintage gaming publications

Laugh, cry, and throw yourself into a classic tale that will tug at your heart strings

The wait is over for GOTTA, Japan’s indie favorite, PROTECTORS: CART OF DARKNESS. The 80s are calling–collect–and it’s up to you to dust off your carts and put an end to the bodacious bad guys threatening Magicadia once and for all!

As reviewed by breast expansion tag